A week after announcing a one time settlement offer for water bill, the Aam Aadmi Party (AAP) has now announced a groundbreaking solution to the ongoing Delhi Liquor Scam “One-Time Settlement” offer for ED (Enforcement Directorate). Reportedly, this initiative promises to resolve all allegations of corruption in one fell swoop.
Three of top Aam Aadmi party leaders are already in Jail for their role in Liquor Scam, the new one time settlement policy will absolve all of them.
Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal, renowned for his anti-corruption stance, unveiled the plan at a press conference held in the midst of a bustling local pub. “We believe in simplifying processes. Why waste time with lengthy investigations when we can just cut to the chase?”
Under the proposed settlement, Arvind Kejriwal asked ED, “Tell me your MSP for a one-time settlement, and if agreed, AAP will provide Free Chakna with every bribe. We know there are many corrupt people out there in the open, so it would be better for ED to focus on them instead of AAP. So, to make their life easy, I came up with this ingenious idea, though I’ll not take the full credit of this, just like every time.”
If Baingan sources are to be believed, ED has filed another case against Arvind Kejriwal calling one-time settlement of another scam of AAP.
